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Compliments to an egoyoist...

Egoyeoist compliments

Your wit, your teeth, your pasty reflection can but incorporate freely into the powerful surface of a disintegrating mirror set afloat upon a swarm of locusts.

Your eyes are much like milky pools of pantyhose.

Be still, my love, my watermelon rind. I am consumed with your collection of agile fans and pocked blades.

Woods nymphs sprinkle your path with bowlings balls while you dance and prowl in the sequined moonlight with leftover heads of lettuce.

EAT SPASMOTIC RICE!It beguiles and will improve your complexion.

You ever remind me of the enigma of postage not sent.

Ever do your tears shed forth an peal of epidermal thunder!

The Rules of Egoyoism

The rules of Egoyeoism are rather important indeed, always try to follow them!

1.NEVER insult David Bowie or his music.

2.NEVER use lipgloss to seal an envelope.

3.NEVER throw stuff at seagulls, its mean!

4.NEVER say that Doddy's dog is cute, she's a moron.

5.NEVER insult northeners, or being northern, EVER!

6.ALWAYS eat bonfire toffee on bonfire night.

7.ALWAYS watch at least one soap.

8.ALWAYS rest on the day of Schmod.

9.ALWAYS denounce all other god like figures.

10.ALWAYS make an effort to learn to juggle, though i don't know why really...

More later loyal subjects and fellow worshipers...

Love Doddy

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The First Post of Egoyeoism

Egoyoism.

The first thing you need to no about Egoyeoism is what it means. In short? Its an anagram for eyegoo with a little 'ism' for added for effect.

This religion is really just a mockery of any other religion, with a little bit of friendly neighboorhood blasphemy -FUN!

Over the coming weeks we at egoyeoism headquarters (Somewhere up north) While sat in our large, labelled, massaging, spotted chairs, we intend to teach and preach (though not at the same time of course) about our lovely religion, Egoyeoism.

I'll tell you more in the next post......Indeed

Love You All My Loyal Subjects!

Doddy

-and Miss Duster, who sends you all a phycic Hi5

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