The rules of Egoyeoism are rather important indeed, always try to follow them!
1.NEVER insult David Bowie or his music.
2.NEVER use lipgloss to seal an envelope.
3.NEVER throw stuff at seagulls, its mean!
4.NEVER say that Doddy's dog is cute, she's a moron.
5.NEVER insult northeners, or being northern, EVER!
6.ALWAYS eat bonfire toffee on bonfire night.
7.ALWAYS watch at least one soap.
8.ALWAYS rest on the day of Schmod.
9.ALWAYS denounce all other god like figures.
10.ALWAYS make an effort to learn to juggle, though i don't know why really...
More later loyal subjects and fellow worshipers...
Love Doddy
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7 comments:
I agree completely dodd
dodd- Y
duh!
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what about worshiping bowls?? !!
coop xx
yer in the bible, i put that 1! i also put "thou must not mash mashed potato faster than 40 mashes per minute!"
lurrrrrrrrve me xx
bowls sick an so does mash! loooooooooooooooooooooooool!
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seaguls (rats with wings)are evil shite-hawks!!! so dont feed them through heavy harmful objects at them!!!!!!! Stupid things ERRR!!!
seaguls (rats with wings)are evil shite-hawks!!! so dont feed them through heavy harmful objects at them!!!!!!! Stupid things ERRR!!!
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